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The Pudding Incident

“Fine,” he said. “But only if we agree that your Uncle Roy’s squirrel story needs a sequel hook.” My Only Bitchy Cousin Is a Yankee-Type Guy- The...

To call him a "Yankee-type guy" is an understatement. Sterling is less a man and more a collection of grievances wrapped in a slim-fit cashmere sweater. He is from Boston, which he reminds us of every time someone offers him a biscuit (“No thank you, I prefer a gluten-free scone”). He is my only cousin who is openly, proudly, and unapologetically bitchy—and as a Southern woman raised to “bless your heart” my enemies into submission, I have found myself locked in a strange, begrudging respect for him. The Pudding Incident “Fine,” he said

Yeah, that’s my cousin. 🗽➡️🤠 The Pudding Incident “Fine